It's Hard To Be Pretty

A blog about the difficulties of being a pretty girl in an ugly world.

Please read the FAQ before putting anything in my ask. I get tired of answering the same question again and again. ^^

If you have any suggestions please put them in my ask box, I'll format them and give you credit :)

Anonymous asked: I don't get it is this a joke or not?

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Anonymous asked: I know this was supposed to be a joke but I swear I can relate to almost every post here, am I self centred?

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So I pretty much never update this blog anymore.  If one or two people who have some ideas want to get added to the blog so that it still gets updated shoot me a message.  Someone threw that idea to me once before but I didn’t take it.  So.  Yeah.

Anonymous asked: "When someone turns you down and you can't figure out why". Well, maybe you're just suffocating him with your ego and arrogance. Shit happens.

You’re funny.

Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls do not have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls do not, cannot, or should not. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect they will begin to experience sexual pleasure once they have sex with a man (whether or not they are even interested in sex with men). Nearly all teen boys, on the other hand, experience sexual pleasure long before they get their hands—or other body parts—into a partner’s pants. Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is stuck in a surprising paradox. Young women are sold provocative clothes but are not taught where to find their own clitoris. Many girls give their boyfriends oral sex, but are too uncomfortable with their own bodies to allow the guys to return the favor. It is still a radical act to say that women need and deserve access to information about their own sexual pleasure—not just about the risks and negative consequences of sex.

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Anonymous asked: IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF WHAT WOULD IT BE? PRETTY GURL ANSWER ME

I have a scar on my nose from a car crash I could probably do without.  If we’re changing something I would do that.

Anonymous asked: how do boys behave around you

Why don’t you take a second to figure out what that question means and get back to me.

Boys behave like boys.  Some of them are nice, some of them are rude.  Some are mean, some go out of their way to do nice things for me.  Most think they can get laid, the nice ones often don’t seem to think they stand a chance.

All in all, boys aren’t one group of people who all behave in the same fashion.  They’re people, and people act in different ways.  I don’t know how to answer this.

pai2pai2 asked: Hey so one of your posts said that you wanted to be a pretty little liars girl, so if you had to choose, which girl would you be?

This is an awesome question.

Either Hanna or Spencer.  Spencer’s family is a lot like my own, we do the whole country club thing, hunt club, horseback riding, tea parties, weirdly high expectations over the stupidest things while simply not caring about things that should probably be more important.  Plus out of all the girls I have the most respect for her.

But, in truth, my personality is a lot more akin to Hanna.  I say stupid things, act silly at inappropriate times, plus I’m snarky and cynical.  And I simply love blonde hair. Haha.  Also I’m an only child dealing with my divorced parents’ bullshit and awkward dating lives all the time, lol.

So if you MADE me pick one or the other, I think I’d have to go with Hanna.

luminousrogue:

With the official “convention season” almost here, I decided to throw a new giveaway to help you guys out with your cosplays!

 

WHAT YOU WILL WIN:

$225 ($275 if you’re following me) worth of any cosplay items you would like!

(Wigs, contact lenses, fabric, ect!)

RULES:

  • You don’t have to be following me. (Though if you are, you’ll get $275 to spend instead of just $225)
  • Reblog as many times as you’d like! (Though please be mindful of your followers.) Likes do count as well!
  • You have to be comfortable with giving me your address so I can send you this stuff.
  • I will cover all shipping costs and ship internationally! 

This giveaway ends March 23rd 2013 at 11:59 p.m. PST

(Source: rogueofstars, via xowhiteface69xo)

luminousrogue:

With the official “convention season” almost here, I decided to throw a new giveaway to help you guys out with your cosplays!

 

WHAT YOU WILL WIN:

$225 ($275 if you’re following me) worth of any cosplay items you would like!

(Wigs, contact lenses, fabric, ect!)

RULES:

  • You don’t have to be following me. (Though if you are, you’ll get $275 to spend instead of just $225)
  • Reblog as many times as you’d like! (Though please be mindful of your followers.) Likes do count as well!
  • You have to be comfortable with giving me your address so I can send you this stuff.
  • I will cover all shipping costs and ship internationally! 

This giveaway ends March 23rd 2013 at 11:59 p.m. PST

(Source: rogueofstars, via xowhiteface69xo)

luminousrogue:

With the official “convention season” almost here, I decided to throw a new giveaway to help you guys out with your cosplays!

 

WHAT YOU WILL WIN:

$225 ($275 if you’re following me) worth of any cosplay items you would like!

(Wigs, contact lenses, fabric, ect!)

RULES:

  • You don’t have to be following me. (Though if you are, you’ll get $275 to spend instead of just $225)
  • Reblog as many times as you’d like! (Though please be mindful of your followers.) Likes do count as well!
  • You have to be comfortable with giving me your address so I can send you this stuff.
  • I will cover all shipping costs and ship internationally! 

This giveaway ends March 23rd 2013 at 11:59 p.m. PST

(Source: rogueofstars, via xowhiteface69xo)

Anonymous asked: Haha It's hilarious that your ask box is titled "ask a pretty girl" because you sure as hell aren't one. And even though you claim this blog is a joke I'm sure it still hurts people. Get your head out of your ass and look in a mirror.

I find it funny that you’re blaming me for hurting people’s feelings while you’re the one clearly intending to do so.  Furthermore, it’s not working.

bleach-and-cupcakes asked: Well, I'd personally love if you posted content [and I check your blog way more often than I should admit] but it's pathetic and rude for people to pester about it.

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Anonymous asked: It's hard to be pretty because it takes a lot of effort, and because of the way pretty people are treated.